Last Time I Checked, I Had Balls

“Did you watch Glee?” “Did you watch Glee?” No, I didn’t watch Glee. Why? Because I’m a grown fucking man.

Look, watch whatever the hell you want. I mean I have an obsession with Fringe that I’m pretty sure is unhealthy and  secretly stems from a deep, still-held obsession with Dawson’s Creek, but don’t look at me like I’m the Antichrist because I don’t want to watch a television program about a bunch of fucking show choir kids. Jesus. No, I don’t want to go to your “Madrigal” performance. I don’t care if you do dress up in little medeival clothes and sing “hey nonny nonny.”

Also, I saw the commercial for Glee and I heard what they did to Journey. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Steve Perry is shitting in his grave.

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